Sunday, April 29, 2012

Top 10 Reasons Why Men Shouldn't be Ordained


Found this over at Split Frame of Reference....who took it from someone else that I was excited to find...but doesn't look like they are still blogging.  Hilarious and all in good fun.  If we can't laugh at ourselves - we are in trouble!

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 Top 10 Reasons Why Men Shouldn't be Ordained


Taken from the Christian Feminism blog. Pretty funny.




10. A man’s place is in the army.

9. For men who have children, their duties might distract them from the responsibilities of being a parent.

8. Their physical build indicates that men are more suited to tasks such as chopping down trees and wrestling mountain lions. It would be “unnatural” for them to do other forms of work.

7. Man was created before woman. It is therefore obvious that man was a prototype. Thus, they represent an experiment, rather than the crowning achievement of creation.

6. Men are too emotional to be priests or pastors. This is easily demonstrated by their conduct at football games and watching basketball tournaments.

5. Some men are handsome; they will distract women worshipers.

4. To be ordained pastor is to nurture the congregation. But this is not a traditional male role. Rather, throughout history, women have been considered to be not only more skilled than men at nurturing, but also more frequently attracted to it. This makes them the obvious choice for ordination.

3. Men are overly prone to violence. No really manly man wants to settle disputes by any means other than by fighting about it. Thus, they would be poor role models, as well as being dangerously unstable in positions of leadership.

2. Men can still be involved in church activities, even without being ordained. They can sweep paths, repair the church roof, change the oil in the church vans, and maybe even lead the singing on Father’s Day. By confining themselves to such traditional male roles, they can still be vitally important in the life of the Church.

1. In the New Testament account, the person who betrayed Jesus was a man. Thus, his lack of faith and ensuing punishment stands as a symbol of the subordinated position that all men should take.

3 comments:

  1. Sexism: hilarious and all in good fun.

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  2. Gosh - I really wish I could take credit for this list as it is by far the most popular post I "have"....thanks for reading...hope you read some of my other insights into Gender roles here: http://www.practicejoy.info/search/label/Gender%20Roles

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